Keith Jepson

lyrics by Keith Jepson

I asked Jack and also Jill to go and get me some water they legged it up a very steep hill but didn't come down like they oughta Jack rolled down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after I stood at the bottom of the hill ... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

In day's called 'old' we were told to be, 'polite and well mannered' but as soon as we were old enough we went out and got hammered Well..there was Dillon, and Donvan, The Beatles too not forgetting Dave Clark Five, we did the T... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

'Silent Knight' Christmas Eve a Long time ago Twice I asked what his name was, but he did not reply, just a steely glint came from deep within his eye's , He wore a suit of shining armour, it shone from head to toe, I did not... Read more

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There was a woman who swallowed a fly I don't know why she swallowed the fly Do I?? So she swallowed a spider to catch the fly It caught it and ate it Then gave a big sigh But all the commotion upset her gut And she wandered ab... Read more

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3 am and I'm up agen last I slept all night I know not when people ask "Why 3 am"? I reply "It means that I still wake up agen"! Read more

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Hey lads how's it going do you remember arrow throwing It was lethal was that thing and only powered with a bit of string. Length of cane pointed tip, Paper flights That was it kids now don't know how to play knock on doors an... Read more

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If you wish for a ;Merry Christmas' then there is nothing to fear from the sight of a sleigh being pulled by eight deer There is Donner and Blitzen like bolts from the blue with Dasher and Prancer vixen and Comet too Then ... Read more

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You talk like Hilda Ogden and you dance like Danny La Rue Your clothes all fit you like sacks and you wear a large size ten shoe..yes you do You live in a small bedsit apartment near an abattoir that doesn't half stink.. and you... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

I searched for my teeth everywhere in the kitchen and up the stairs, in the lounge and the hall, even the shelves up on the wall, I am lost without them it's no laughing matter, if it's too cold to talk I just let my teeth chatte... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Morning Finnegan Wuff wuff said Finnegan and wuffed again as I came down the stairs, Morning Finn, I replied (How our little doggy cares) Wuff said Finn-agen, as he looked at me, what shall we do today? Can we go to the beach to... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Morning folks it's me agen been awake since I don't know when. so here I am sat by me sen, morning folk. it's me agen, some people sleep hours from eight to ten, and then go back to sleep agen, the last that happened to me? I do... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Poetry in motion When it's windy on Walney it can cause a commotion, and when a tree sways its 'Poor tree in motion' Up on the shore, hold on to your hats You don't go when it's windy? You are scaredy cats Make the most o... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

When I was younger fireworks were fun, But as I got older those days were gone, Roaring fires such joy and games Baking potatoes in white-hot flames, In later years It came to my mind that not all life is of the humankind, What... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

My wife...bless her Thinks its an art to make me look smart but then says she isn't complaining she gets the iron out (no messing about) the steam is so hot its amazing she presses my clothes like nobody knows the steam belchi... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

There's a message in a bottle, somewhere on the moon, at first, I could not make it out and then I felt in tune, I know there are others out there, and I could feel a 'Buzz' Is there life really trying to communicate with us? I ... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Fourth of November they were very busy nights, nicking neighbours bonfire wood which caused quite a few fights Bonfires stacked everywhere, that's theirs, this is ours just look at thissen! That's there for the taking, we were ... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Did you? Did you know what to do, when just a baby and needed a poo use your potty upside down and mummy didn't know whether to laugh or frown Did you on your upturned potty have a runny nose that was all snotty, rub it in fro... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

'Winsome' lose some Where do we go when we die? is being re-born pie in the sky? regeneration.... now that's a word one tha... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

GOOD afternoon When I walk around our garden It's not like the 'Eden', Flowers need deadheading and the roses need feeding The grass is so tall, it needs a good cut, so I think to myself "Right" and head straight to my hut I ge... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Hey, did you hear the rain last night? It chucked some stuff down aint that right? Window open rain came in, soaked the curtains and everything, You've got to laugh or you would cry so turned on the 'rads' to help things dry, W... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

It's four in the morning I'm sat by some rocks, The sand feels so cool better than socks, The sun is just rising, wow what a view, And every morning it is so brand new, Finn and I are sat taking it in, It feels like we own just a... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Merry Christmas to all you kids out there young and old It has just turned Christmas and I can't sleep, so from my bedroom window, I have a peek should I watch for Santa or stay in bed will I see Rudolph with his nose so red I... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Light-hearted rain Hey did you hear the rain last night it chucked some stuff down aint that right? window open rain came in ... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Two stories high, two stories high.. she caught my eye from two stories high I gave her a shout But my glass eye fell out And she caught it from two stories high Read more

story by Keith Jepson

Chemotherapy? It is your choice, whether to have it or not, you do have a voice, just remember it is all for your sake, and a big decision that only YOU can make. so just take your time and think it all out, and if you do say 'y... Read more