Did you

poem by: Keith Jepson
Written on Oct 25, 2021

Did you?
Did you know what to do, when just a baby 
and needed a poo
use your potty upside down and mummy
didn't know whether to laugh or frown 
Did you on your upturned potty
have a runny nose that was all snotty, rub it in from
top to toe, mummy didn't know  which way to go,
Did you ever play the saint when you plastered
everywhere with paint
leave a tap running in the sink
leaving mummy on the brink
Did you ever trim the cat, then sit prim and proper
on the mat
mummy was in such a tizzy, spinning head and
 feeling dizzy
Did you ever smile so sweet, you swept poor
 mummy off her feet,  
did she hug you when all grotty, 
her face becoming smelly and snotty
but best of all she gave you a great big kiss
she smelled like you now
                           Aahh, heavenly bliss!!

 

Tags: Happy, Humor,

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Frank Hornby . commented on Oct 26, 2021 at 9:50am
Hahaha...love it!...Mothers love eh Keith...you only have one mum...I wish mine was still here.......love yer poems mate....

 

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