Fly Lady
There was a woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Do I??
So she swallowed a spider to catch the fly
It caught it and ate it
Then gave a big sigh
But all the commotion upset her gut
And she wandered about saying
"Tut tut tut"
She got a scorpion to catch the spider
Which
had made a bloody big mess right inside her
The scorpion went down and crept around
But the crafty spider was nowhere to be found
He scuttled around and thought he saw her snout
But..... He was in for a jolly big clout
The spider she had started afresh
and the scorpion ran right into her mesh
You ask "What happened next"?
Well, I wasn't really there
And one thing's for certain...
I don't flippin' care!
