David Mitchell

poem by David Mitchell

Squeezed and bludgeoned hear my shriek, my legs do tremble knees are weak. I am lost and I am mute, for the things you say I can't compute. When the bells ring must they see, upon the stage what's left of me? Tick tock stroke... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

When alone on a dark night Look back When its eary Look back When you know they are there Look back When you dont want to Look back When you feel their grasp Look back When they are on top of you Look ... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

We are the nose pickers and toilet poopers that paint our faces and drink Daiquiris. Read more

poem by David Mitchell

it was Charlies dream to be a clown but one big problem, his almighty frown inspired by Ronald and Krusty to tickle the belly and perk up the gusset Chuckles trained hard to Juggle and jump smile like a clown and perfect the fist... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

In the year 3000 Dancing is done on a cellular vibrational level Tiny movements In celebration of the greatest music ever made The super Mario soundtrack Read more

poem by David Mitchell

And life went by so quick To stop and realise Could make you cry Read more

lyrics by David Mitchell

Some say that I lost ------------------------------- I am beginning to think That it actually happened Where did it all go wrong Is to move alone weak I believed it was strong But then i am fit and well I have strength in ... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

If you woke up As if for the first time In somebody else's body What would you do And if that life was your life Would you accept it The way it was Read more

poem by David Mitchell

Give thanks and praises Whilst the riot rages Give thanks and praises Re negotiate wages Give thanks and praises For these transitive stages Give thanks and praises Read more

poem by David Mitchell

As brothers we must stand up against the hanieous crime of up shorting. Read more

poem by David Mitchell

Dear Santa Enough of the presents Lets do banta You are a fat cunt And Rudolph is a wanker I would rather have a prolapse And eat my hamster Than have another Christmas Or eat a raindeer's shite Than listen to jingle bells O... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

Well I have heard that there will be a brexit later on this week And I wanted to assure you that even tho your futures might look bleak That your king and country loves you and your land is free from stain And if it doesn't work ou... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

I have not cried for a decade I feel only anger and fear All other emotions are unnecessary That is my battle Nothing else creeps in. I would not allow for that. Read more

poem by David Mitchell

All the best words are a tool to smite So when you lay down your words lay them down tight There is no better way to win a fight Then to conjure up poems and parable's into the night. Fuck you ya can't your face looks ... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

OK I have had enough of the human race, I'm going to buy a camper van, change my name to king max bottom trumper and move into the wild, 90 percent of people are so ugly that they look like aliens, they are all brain dead flesh eating... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

On a flight 147 to Stockholm Sweden when confronted about the central lights being switched on at 0400 in the morning the flight attendant notified the passenger's that they had been instructed to keep the lights on during flights to ... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

Fuck me I am a failure The old man cried. And then he died. Read more

poem by David Mitchell

dum da da da da da da der da Why hello David How have you been? Welcome to hell Your such a lucky boy We have such a treat In store for you dum da Read more

poem by David Mitchell

The only way for the revolution to be a success is if it is a fine mix of blood, sweat and extreme violence Viva la revolution Take up arms and rise Lets knock the shit out of these rich pricks! Read more

poem by David Mitchell

There is a Jiggling laughing mad man, who huffle puffle's in my mind He likes to scream and shout and throw obscene swear words about. There is a wiggling anarchistic mad man who ruffles feathers in my mind There is a tickling, hea... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

Of hollow hearts magical We search for truths unmissable Gods existence fantastical But somethings are just fairy tales Laws of a book societal Whom don't believe find tragical We must follow our own reason And then live out ou... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

Siren's Iron's Rhyme's Street's Nee naa nee naa Thump Crash Steam Kettle whistle Door slam's The chi cha chi cha of the train The days go by Read more

poem by David Mitchell

They say that I am odd Funny Weird and strange But I do not feel peculiar or mental Or insane They say I have a weird walk and talk And they say I am a clown But if I was the clown they speak of Why do I always frown? They s... Read more

poem by David Mitchell

We are all polymorphs It all happened in moments We listed everything Who we are Who they are What it all meant And it crashed Every time So we re listed But we are moments Polymorphic beings Today i am a child Today i am ... Read more