Stick Santa up your ass
poem by:
David Mitchell
Written
on Dec 18, 2018
Dear Santa Enough of the presents Lets do banta You are a fat cunt And Rudolph is a wanker I would rather have a prolapse And eat my hamster Than have another Christmas Or eat a raindeer's shite Than listen to jingle bells Or that shit silent night
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Frank Hornby . commented on Dec 20, 2018 at 7:48am
...🎶...sleep in heavenly peace............🎅ðŸ»..don't forget to leave me a mince pie....Oh, and a carrot for Rudolph.....yo, ho, ho,....
