Camperman

poem by: David Mitchell
Written on Jan 01, 2019

OK I have had enough of the human race, I'm going to buy a camper van, change my name to king max bottom trumper and move into the wild, 90 percent of people are so ugly that they look like aliens, they are all brain dead flesh eating munchkins and I'm beginning to debate wether I would feel any empathy during a killing spree

 

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A previous user commented on Jan 01, 2019 at 3:55am
If you let me know where I could suggest a few holidays to people I don't like ;)

 

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