Flight 147
poem by:
David Mitchell
Written
on Jan 01, 2019
On a flight 147 to Stockholm Sweden when confronted about the central lights being switched on at 0400 in the morning the flight attendant notified the passenger's that they had been instructed to keep the lights on during flights to boost scratch card sales, the flight attendants where measuring the distance between passengers and the seats in front and where discussing in depth with a butch accountant the possibility of squeezing another row of seats onto the plane.
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