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lyrics by R.T. Aquinas

I only know one note It's the only thing from my throat But I can exxtennd it, draaaaw out And make this sound okay. I said I only know one note And I don't know what it is So that's why I've got this And it's a load of rubbi... Read more

lyrics by R.T. Aquinas

Zombies! They keep on chasing me Zombies! I just wanna be free From ZOMBIES! I keep on running. They keep on coming. I guess I'll have to train and fight Become an anti-Z knight Run, Run, Run I need a gun Dead shot with a c... Read more

publication by Jay Shades

What goes around comes around and if you don't pay now you will pay double later . I went for a job to come away from a life that was leading me down a dark path, To realise that I had been plugged in a system like the matrix Where... Read more

story by Susanna Fitzpatrick

Dominus leaned closer to the voluptuous, exquisitely-featured young woman he had lured into his castle. She lolled in a swoon, her fluttering eyelids and slightly puckered lips showing her to be quite aware of her situation. Or, ... Read more

story by Susanna Fitzpatrick

It was a dark and stormy night. Rain pounded the roofs of houses on a winding rural road.The howling wind ripped through the branches of leafless elms. Death had business in the nearby, sleeping town. The shadowy one allowed him... Read more

story by Frank Hornby .

"Can I tempt you sir?..purred the scantily clad woman, with a sexy twinkle in her eyes, "go on, you know that you want to...be a devil." She was right, I really did want to, but something was holding me back...Then suddenly I couldn'... Read more

publication by Nemo Nemees

I dont understand what the math teacher is teaching and i am completely dried out of any ability to write so i'll sit here in class and surf the web or at least until i figure out how words fit together again ... Read more

publication by Patrick Sattler

Thank you for stopping by my profile! I am searching for new social media arenas in which to meet other authors and artists. I am currently self-publishing a seven book series, getting ready to publish book four, and am currently busy... Read more

poem by greg woods

The next time before you say, " well wouldn't it rootya," just stop and remember, you are creating your own future. We curse at this and curse at that, with 'fuck a duck' or 'skin a cat'. We say such things and don't stop to t... Read more

poem by greg woods

I'm writing this in happy heart today. Before the happiness gets up, and slowly drifts away. As happiness makes life, and love so complete. And takes the itching, away from the feet. These old feet of mine, that often yearn ... Read more

publication by Liberty Blog

02/17/2013 "You're an incredibly stupid man, aren't you?" Piers Morgan stated this infamous phrase when he derided the Gun Owners of America director Larry Pratt on a live interview a few months ago. The two argued over the classic... Read more

publication by Sxisha Prafa Dia

It was many years ago, when I was preparing to face the Trials, that she stumbled upon our village. She was very pale, her skin was white but her face and lips were pink. Her eyes were the colour of the sky. Her hair was th colour of ... Read more

publication by Sir Psycho Sexy

IT'S FINISHED I'M DONE WITH IT NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME NEW ME CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING NOTHING CAN AND WON'T STOP ME I FEEL LIKE I'VE TOUCHED THE SKY FUCK U ALL IT'S MY TIME NOW strive for excellence Read more

story by Jessica Barrett

“Shit, all I got’s two pair,” Johnny grumbled as he finished searching through his bag. “Dammit Eagle,” Esteban snapped, using Johnny’s code name in case of a bug. Esteban, code name Cross, rol... Read more

story by Kenvil Atkins

Welcome to little Micoud the sign says May flowers and April showers wishing for a perfect summer The bright sunshine and soft cushy clouds was bouncing to and fro We peddle down the narrow path riding on bicycle made for two ... Read more

poem by Jan mcauley

My new teacher's a bossy teacher A shouty teacher She's not a funny brilliant teacher She's just an annoying teacher A "no that's not right teacher" Or a "no this is how you do it teacher A non-congratulating teacher Not my "... Read more

poem by Jan mcauley

Read me, Read me I said read me No, don't turn the page the next page is rubbish read me, I said well, I only have 1 more line left so read me all over again! Read more

publication by Theresa Taylor

1. Who has been the biggest influence in your life? 2. What kinds of things really make you laugh? 3. What’s your favorite place in the entire world? 4. Who is your best friend? What do you like about him/her? 5. Favorite m... Read more

publication by Josh Rogan

Some years back now, I was asked to be a guest blogger by a lady who was both my immediate boss at Lulu.com, and the joint MD of an editing company which (mainly) provided editing services for budding authors who may like to go down t... Read more

story by Tara Marie

You treat my feelings like wet socks. I mean just follow me here with this analogy. You're taking a walk down the street taking in the smells and sights after a fresh spring rain. There's a warm chill you get from the peeking sun com... Read more