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poem by Geoffrey Brewer

Pondrin Rap I was browsin da web and an' my mind was wanderin When I came to a site wid da name of Pondrin Seemed a pretty cool place to drop in an' chill Where da peeps can be free to rap as dey will It begun by a lady nam... Read more

poem by Cecilia Crasto

They'll grace my table in silk and lace Elegant ladies with impeccable taste The menu was planned with meticulous care Succulent roast beef so tender and rare Turn on the oven and it's time to start It will be a while so l take... Read more

poem by frank ciolino

June bug June bug boy get away from that hornets nest don't be a messing with themz like that theyz get upset theyz gonna attack you herez me June bug so don't do that June bug ain't hearing he done got himself a stick he whac... Read more

poem by Scribe Granted

A boy whooshed past a bee flying by The bee followed and stung the boy in his thigh The boy cried and he thrashed The bee lay on a flower and laughed Then suddenly the bee stopped and died. Read more

poem by Scribe Granted

School's tornado ends time for jubilee in sunshine rainy season begins Read more

poem by Scribe Granted

brain freeze from icees hoodies worn for sixty degree breeze winter in Florida Read more

poem by Jenny linsel

Codeine, my Codeine Codeine, my Codeine Why must you be so small? If you were any smaller I'd not see you at all I've lost you in the shag-pile rug And underneath the bed If I keep on losing you I'll take Ibuprofen instead Read more

poem by Jenny linsel

My Dad, the Coalman My father was a coalman ,when I was a little girl Five ‘o’ clock each morning, coal-sacks on his shoulder he would hurl Behind the wheel of a lorry at fourteen years of age No driving licence did... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

INTERSPACE I am here and you are there Though close in affection love and care We coexist in a larger sphere But I'm not there and you're not here Here I am and there thou art We come together then we part In parting we nee... Read more

poem by Jenny linsel

Judging a book by its cover Sitting on the bus not knowing where to look, Lady in the seat in front engrossed in her book Woman in seat opposite glances then looks away Upon realising that the book is Fifty Shades of Grey, â... Read more

poem by P Mason

Is this creative? Tonight, for some reason I write. Hammered Ossified Rumbling and stumbling about on an edge of some misguided Creative endeavor. It's likely not very good But I care not a whit, Only because I sat ... Read more

poem by Ada Phillips

A great big hairy monster, His eight legs spread out wide, I looked at it and screamed, And ran away to hide. I ran around in circles, I didn't know what to do, I didn't dare enter the bathroom, I couldn't go to the l... Read more

poem by Ada Phillips

Job club ls here, There is no need to fear. Three hours of boredom and terror, We are all very sad, this really is bad, Someone has made a big error. We get the newspapers out, To see what jobs are about. We talk 'till... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

INGRATITUDE This is a dark, sardonic, ironic poem; written in the voice of one who knows that they are right! (and you are wrong); who is justified in criticising, invalidating and trying to destroy another's self determinism; who... Read more

poem by Martyn Grindrod

Red is Romance It's God is Isis Red is Hell Identity Crisis Red is sexy Temptress alluring Red is Tempestuous Bloodthirsty uncaring Red is lust lipstick tempting Red is Devil Evil ,uncaring Red is Sunset ... Read more

poem by John Carson

Step into my parlor Said the spider to the fly Sit right here beside me now No never mind just why Slide on up real close now And share this cup of wine Oh come on now You know your folks Really wouldn't mind There's... Read more

poem by Michael Wise

I would write a little poem if I weren't a little gnome little gnomes have gnarled fingers where no pen can ably linger My writing's done, you see by my faithful secret'ry she's twice as large as I nearly one... Read more

poem by Dian Holmes

He wanders round the down of town Weathering the weather. Its chilly willy and seems quite silly. To play without your sweater. Its keeps you warm when winter winds Whip wild Where The Sidewalk Ends* The sweaters hot, the sweat... Read more

poem by dan miltz

Football here; Sunday drumming, forthcoming Woe' the snap, and the fans are a humming Bluffing to the right, tail off, fading back Excite in frenzy air... O' yak'ty-yak! Uh-uh, snap! Side step. A big whack, smack, sack! With pl... Read more

poem by pratik khedikar

an I come over here to ceebrate Read more