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lyrics by Paul Stephens

All kinds of music Strike a tune But there's one sound AND IT'S NOT CROON Bounces alone In a rhythmic way But this is what I HAVE TO SAY Rap is crap A repetitious beat Nothing about is Is discreet It's not music It... Read more

publication by Alan Joynson

I have a few copies of my new Milliganesque humorous poetry book to give away to anyone who's interested. It pains me to see them sit there. Contact me at mr.a.joynson@gmail. Read more

poem by Gail Newman

Just as we had started our day A tiny kitten came my way In some water she was found She had fallen in and nearly drowned. Into my hand she was put Where she sat and stared and looked Her large round eyes stared into mine O... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

Mucky fingers, muddy toes From A bust lip came a bloody nose The body sleeps the brain sleeps with one eye open Politicians can go get on with it They try work us more when we wanna work less To all those who came before, GOODBYE... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

What have you got? It might be a lot it might be a few There’s a guarantee soft micks got less than you From small change to speed boats Soft micks got less no need to gloat Counting the pounds oh what a sound ... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

Out of order doormen Wrag you out the club when your too drunk then Beat you down outside until You’re just about able to walk away with your pride Wearing oversized jackets and I almost forgot about The untimely dispos... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

Are we free of this? Coming quicker than a wrecking ball heading for BOCM You used to wear extra-large pants but now you’re slim Whats the point of life if everything’s a sin? Don’t talk to me about the rain o... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

The boss and the nosey parker The boss is dark the other one is darker A barn full of hay chances are I will torch it one day I won’t put it out and neither will they Don’t believe todays papers just ignore them and ... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

Waits get dates In the meantime fuck about with your mates Plenty of fish and matchmaker.com She’s 29, plays with herself, she’s from Rotherham Got girls on the mind all the time Big ones tall ones slim ones fat ... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

French is all she spoke highroglifics is just how she wrote and she likes the idea of sipping flat coke She only cared about her ugg boots And not ill repute's She’s not ashamed of her childhood roots And there was a blok... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

Picked up Mr Benn from his home Mr Benn of 52 Festive Road woke up this morning Only to save the world Put his only suit and his best boots on Picked up his bowler hat, it was on the rack All he did was go to the costume shop Tr... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

Some dogs are smart Some bite some bark Sometimes they sense danger Some days they'll fucking rearrange ya Is it green or blue bin today Doing me head in The quiz master said no conferring The accused said stop Shit stir... Read more

lyrics by Adam Dye

There's nothing on TV So stop pointing the remote aimlessly Stop pressing buttons to find other channels Your wasting the energy from your solar panels Philip let's try a trial run It could be fun Britain's got talent and xf... Read more

story by Jessica Barrett

Johnny’s pants ripped as he jumped the fence. He winced as the barbed wire scraped against his hamstring. Shit. He launched off the top of the fence, rolling as he hit the ground. The sounds of dogs barking came nearer and des... Read more

story by Jessica Barrett

The heavy door squealed loudly in the dark, otherwise silent hallway. Viktor winced, but there was nothing for it. This was the only way through. He looked up into the ceiling of the hall before he entered, and found what he had expe... Read more

story by Roxanne Dubarry

My old lady computer worked over-time on June 15, 2017. She was working early this afternoon. When I returned back home to my apartment, I turned her on. I remember shutting her down before my home care worker, Susan, took me to... Read more