Out of order doormen
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Feb 13, 2017
Out of order doormen
Wrag you out the club when your too drunk then
Beat you down outside until
You’re just about able to walk away with your pride
Wearing oversized jackets and I almost forgot about
The untimely disposal of unwanted cig packets
Seemingly sticking the boot in where it matters
Harmless punters are the ones that will get battered
And don’t they know it
The fattest men in the land
And they all think they earn 100 thousand grand
Only seem to fight with pissed up blokes
And along come one sober geezer and suddenly that charm it chokes
Got a list of names yeah that’s who’s coming in
A big smile from the left to the right of the fucking chin
Whoa no we don’t want no aggro but let me say this
Your old mas an old bag though
Well take you in an alley for a 3 on 1 beating
Is it strength in numbers or is just plain cheating
