There's nothing on TV
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Jan 12, 2017
There's nothing on TV
So stop pointing the remote aimlessly
Stop pressing buttons to find other channels
Your wasting the energy from your solar panels
Philip let's try a trial run
It could be fun
Britain's got talent and xfactor
I'll run myself over where's me tractor
Itv 4 what a bore
It's not what I'm looking for
I'm a celebrity no your not pal
You were mildly famous ten years ago
But now no one wants to know
The only way is Essex, Geordie Shore and made in Chelsea
Oh god help me
Embarrassing bodies that's for noddies
Don't tell the bride
I'd rather watch my own back side
If your three favourite programmes are eastenders, coronation street and emmerdsle farm
Then that's gonna do you harm
Sit through a birds of a feather double bill
Your tossing and turning you can't keep still
You've stayed up all night
For repeats of casualty and the bill
Now that's real television
Reg Hollis and Nick clyne
On the Jasmin Allen stamping out crime
Worst decision itv ever did
Axing that when I was a kid
Maybe Netflix is the answer
Or even YouTube
Put a porno on for some boob's
What happened to fools and horses, faulty towers, family fortunes the price is right
Better than this fucking shite
Top of the pops, heartbeat, live and kicking, fun house, danger mouse, finder keepers
When it was revealed that kel dropped the screw in the tuna
I couldn't get the telly off sooner
And what about Dave Benson Phillips the fucking sponge
Dropping grown ups in gunge
The BBC wouldn't pay for any dry cleaning
How fucking demeaning
