There's Nothing Soft Mick can do!
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Feb 13, 2017
What have you got? It might be a lot it might be a few
There’s a guarantee soft micks got less than you
From small change to speed boats
Soft micks got less no need to gloat
Counting the pounds oh what a sound
Do it quietly or somewhere our micks not around
Poor old Mick always having missed a trick
I’m sure he wants to steal the show but somebody somewhere always says no
He doesn’t have a leg to stand on he doesn’t have a pound to put a bet on
There’s nothing soft mick can do
Unfortunately he’s without a clue
Always skint and hard up for cash
No friends to go out with on the lash
Not even a basic guy on the street
After a hard day he’s not the best person to meet
He’s not trying to be something that he’s not
Born Michael from Accrington
Trying to remember what he forgot
4 cars short of the forecourt at franks car lot
Lived in East Lancashire moved to West Yorkshire
As the streets were torture
And he’ll be the best person to warn ya
One of every item and look how they treat him
Pot less, begging always the victim
There’s nothing soft mick can do
Unfortunately he’s without a clue
Always skint and hard up for cash
No friends to go out with on the lash
Not even a basic guy on the street
After a hard day he’s not the best person to meet
He’s tired now and he wants his bed
A damp mattress in his neighbours shed
Poor poor Mick you’ve definitely lost it
Tried putting bread in the freezer to defrost it
So unlucky but not superstitious
Walks under ladders with broken mirrors
Is there something he’s not telling us?
Got one of every item
Pushing past but trying not to fight them
There’s nothing soft mick can do
Unfortunately he’s without a clue
Always skint and hard up for cash
No friends to go out with on the lash
Not even a basic guy on the street
After a hard day he’s not the best person to meet
Have you got more than soft Mick?
Have you got more than soft Mick?
Have you got more than soft Mick?
Mick ill lend you a tenner ill lend you a tenner at your disclaimer!
