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lyrics by Dan Murphy

Pillow Fight By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics BAM! OOh! I just fluffin' smacked you...right in the eye! I'm not rotten, it's just cotton I'm swingin' by! It's a feather-f... Read more

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Not Just Hot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics She's not just hot, This chick's on fire She's all ablaze And I'm no liar She'd burn me down Right to the ground With... Read more

story by Raychill Ellisonwonderland

I woke up a tad early and can't get back to sleep whuk sakes! You know that I think of the weirdest things sometimes so get this; because my heart is pakaru (broken) for you, it reminds me that my car is pakaru (broken) at the moment ... Read more

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Misplaced Plans By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I planned an inside job -Outside the border... I got the plans -Just gotta get 'em in order... I had the files -But, ... Read more

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Love Letters By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics S-P-N the wheel, let's C: R-S-T-L-N-E, see? N-vite M-E- N, N for T Make them fall N L-U-V! All of thee T-I-M-E ... Read more

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Jack In The Box By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Jack in the box...has opened both eyes But, you wouldn't know it yet, until... Surprise!!! Now, there's a prize in ev... Read more

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It's Not That Hard To Find A Keanu By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The other day I was watching 47 Ronin...I don't know how far in it was, but it was during the flashback o... Read more

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Itali-size By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Time to rewind now... Flippin' through the pages Over and over now... Conquered through the ages Invaded in the past But... Read more

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Helisleep By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Drop it with the H-E-L-I... How you gonna sleep? A ch-ch-chopper, helicopter When you're busy countin' sheep And, with the H... Read more

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Hard Enough By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I've had a very hard night But, now I'm getting stuffed And I drank so much That I keep throwing up Now, you don't ... Read more

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Guin's Sin By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Gather 'round the round table, Invite yourself in... It's time to begin, So, let's jump right in Guin's pronounced "Gwen" ... Read more

poem by Alex McEwan

Mum and dad are being really mean Ever since, I turned sixteen Come home early when you go out And behave don’t lark about Clean your room, it is such a mess They say looking at it causes stress They moan when my frien... Read more

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Goodness Gracious! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Goodness gracious!...Heavens to Betsy! Knit me somethin' to spank, it's sexy Goodness gracious!...My, oh me! See it se... Read more

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Funk You Up By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Funk it! Yeah, Funk it! Ima funk you up If ya funk with me Ima funk you up Cause you funky, see? Now, monkey see ... Read more

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F*ck, Line Go!!! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so... Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!! You're all movin' way to... Read more

story by Raychill Ellisonwonderland

Saturday 16 February 2013: I pick up and worried about spiders, check my cherry Doc Marten boots that have been sitting on my front porch for a few months. From the left boot, I pull out some dead leaves and surprisingly, a neatly fol... Read more

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Fighter Pilot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm a lower-case lover Not an upper-class fighter I can't even hover Can't even pilot a lighter I joined the Air Force ... Read more

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Fell in a Well By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I fell in a well, but the wall broke my fall In no time at all, stood in water "this" tall Pulled the rope on the bucket, a... Read more

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Familiar With A Cauldron By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Fire, and a cauldron... Familiar with it, too Witches ingredients For potion and brew: Cat's eye, Bat win... Read more

poem by Roxanne Dubarry

He's still your dad, and was the the very best pal you ever had. Are you able to remember when you were a wee lassie, or a lad? He was there for you whenever you were very good, or you were very bad. Dear ole' dad worked ... Read more