Tired of Being Single
I'm tired of being single
It seems I'm "not her type"
I have tried so hard to mingle
But never found her right
"She's out of your league."
"You don't stand a chance."
But I must be careful
I don't want a bad romance
When harlots and whores get so many boys,
Yet I am chaste and pure,
And dicks and pricks get so many girls,
Why can't I get the girl whom I adore?
I would love her and hold her tight
Never let her out of sight
I am caring and kind
Her happiness always at the forefront of my mind
So then why is it that evil gets its way
But that I, a good boy who never goes astray,
Am always refused by the good girls I like.
"Rhys, why don't you get on your bike!"