why i dont want kids

poem by: James Mccurdie
Written on Mar 09, 2014

me a dad
no siree they'd drive me mad
i know you might think im a moan
but what would i do when they tried to
polish my chrome dome
but i could all the mess especially
when i got home

i think they'd drive me nuts
and everytime they had a fall
and through the dirt they crawl
id have to plaster their cuts

maybe i need to think happy
but i couldnt and wouldnt change
a single nappy
and my wife would nag
and if i spoke bag her mother
would hit me with her shopping bag
no i dont want kids

 

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Georgina Richardson commented:
We all say that but the little tykes get us all eventually. I`ve got 6 of them. Great piece and an amusing read well done. G xx

 

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