Restaurant

poem by: Cdean888
Written on Feb 03, 2017 

"Waiter, may I have some salt
And pepper with my
Srumbum dumbbum vege-tables?
Tables are nice with a bit
Of salt and pepper!"
"Yessir, which one?
The pep, pep pepper
Or the peppy, peppy pepper
Or the pip pap peep pepper
Or the pipply papply popply pepper?"
"Nevermind, I'll just take the salt."

 

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