HELLO WORLD, AND FOR MY FIRST TRICK, I WILL APPEAR PERFECTLY PUT TOGETHER, WITHOUT NEUROSES OR DEBILITATING IRRATIONAL FEARS. I HAVE A KNACK FOR WHAT MAGICIANS AND ILLUSIONISTS CALL MISDIRECTION. I AM SO GOOD AT GIVING SAGE ADVICE AND IMPARTING WISDOM BEYOND MY YEARS; TO THE WORLD ALL APPEARS NORMAL. IF ONLY THEY COULD SEE INSIDE THE CHAOS. I HAVE STOOD ON THE EDGE OF SANITY AND DANCED WITH MADNESS. THE MADNESS FOR MANY IS THE TRUTH, AND REALITY IS BUT THE ILLUSION.