The Quickie Divorce

poem by: Conor Patrick
Written on Jun 01, 2015 

The Quickie Divorce.

I want a new extension
I want it done this year
I want the outside painted, the kitchen and the rear

I want some brand new carpets
I want curtains that will match
I want the garden sorted and a cleared up veggie patch

I want my Mom to move in
I want to go to shows
I want to go on holiday to somewhere where it snows

I want my girls to call round
I want to drink with pals
I want to spend our credit cards in the shopping malls

I want some tennis lessons
I want cocktails by the sea
I want designer labels so all my friends can see

I want…..

BANG!!
“Hello, 911? I want ……”


Conor Patrick.

 

Tags: humor, rhyme,

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Christopher Russon commented:
I like your poem.hence Quickie divorce.
Frank Hornby . commented:
Hahaha....Conor..that poem is brilliant!......it's a good thing guns aren't easily available in the U.K....really funny poem..love it......

 

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