Confirm a Tidy
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Feb 13, 2017
What you mean to me is what paper means to a burning fire
Highly ranked and you’re going higher
There’s no doubt your unbelievable but are you achievable?
Without a care in the world
You told me how to act and as a matter of fact
You had me in the sports hall,
Smiling from ear to ear
Late night kicked in top slag big grin
(Confirm me a tidy)
(Confirm me a tidy)
There’s no need to be shy
She’s just a tidy that came over, caught my eye
Heels over head in love
So near yet so far
3000 miles Venice beach to Boston spa
A love hate relationship at its peak
Limited to one conversation a week
And as I walk along the street
Wonder what other tidy’s I will meet
Chorus
I’ve confirmed a tidy
No she won’t ride with me
No she don't trust me
She thinks I’m ugly
She says the foreplays rusty
What does she want from me?
Something else apparently!
The girl is there too lose
Should lay of the fags and booze
She’s only a car ride away
‘How about a week on Tuesday?’
She’s busy with all other friends
‘When can I see you?’ ‘Well that depends!’
She stops at red lights and never rushes
She gets embarrassed but never blushes
She gets blood rushes instead
‘Darling it’s all inside your head!’
As I scout another tidy
2 or 3 of them stood there beside me
Chorus
I’ve confirmed a tidy
No she won’t ride with me
No she don't trust me
She thinks I’m ugly
She says the foreplays rusty
What does she want from me?
Something else quite possibly
Here came the armed robbery,
Knife edge lost for words
Found the words,
They speak themselves
I try to call you but you’re not there
Answer machine 911
Yellow pages loaded gun
‘Just having abitta fun’
I’m at the door you’ve changed the locks
‘Too many tidy’s and there rocks’
‘Let’s talk about this in bed’
‘I don’t care who you are you’ve gone one tidy too far’
Chorus
I’ve confirmed a tidy
No she won’t ride with me
No she don't trust me
She thinks I’m ugly
She says the foreplays rusty
What does she want from me?
Something else quite possibly
The butcher the baker the candlestick maker
She’s asleep now and nothing will wake her
Shouldered the door and swept the glass from the floor
If you don’t take my dreams seriously
I’ll leave you quickly
You stifled me
You took your problems too me
You took your rifle too me
Got some money for old rope, but that can give us hope
Your lifetime ambitions are a million miles away
And you’ll just rot away
Confirmed her as a tidy
She’s tidy now
Her name is her name be
Coz it’s easy for you to see
Chorus
I’ve confirmed a tidy
No she won’t ride with me
No she don't trust me
She thinks I’m ugly
She says the foreplays rusty
What does she want from me?
Something else quite possibly
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