No Network Coverage
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Feb 13, 2017
Rang the girl, too clock her world
Pressed the digits, sim not ready
Water got into the circuit board
How did this occur when im still not ready
Asked mum if I could borrow the land line
Not right now son half an hour and she said it was all mine
Gotta ring a girl tell her certain things
Dialled the number again to check the ring
Line still dead so I tried my other sim
The one from the other cupboard draw
Followed the instructions overleaf
They made this hard good grief
It must be no network coverage
Dialtone unavailable,
and your unable to make any calls
sort it out before she falls
tried the land line still unable
so I checked the back for a loose cable
put my fist through a table
I knew shed go ballistic
I said the phone rang u must of missed it
You had it in the toilet did you piss on it
