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Gila 22

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Gila 22 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics He's a Gila Monster, Gila, Gila, 22! The pride of all the reptiles He's Gila 22! He swam along the river Nile It's Gila 22! ... Read more

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Funk You Up

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Funk You Up By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Funk it! Yeah, Funk it! Ima funk you up If ya funk with me Ima funk you up Cause you funky, see? Now, monkey see ... Read more

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F*ck, Line Go!!!

lyrics by Dan Murphy

F*ck, Line Go!!! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so... Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!! You're all movin' way to... Read more

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Check it out, tru...

story by Raychill Ellisonwonderland

Saturday 16 February 2013: I pick up and worried about spiders, check my cherry Doc Marten boots that have been sitting on my front porch for a few months. From the left boot, I pull out some dead leaves and surprisingly, a neatly fol... Read more

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Fighter Pilot

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Fighter Pilot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm a lower-case lover Not an upper-class fighter I can't even hover Can't even pilot a lighter I joined the Air Force ... Read more

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Fell in a Well

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Fell in a Well By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I fell in a well, but the wall broke my fall In no time at all, stood in water "this" tall Pulled the rope on the bucket, a... Read more

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Familiar With A C...

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Familiar With A Cauldron By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Fire, and a cauldron... Familiar with it, too Witches ingredients For potion and brew: Cat's eye, Bat win... Read more

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Falling To The Gr...

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Falling To The Ground Above By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Feet bound by fate, and it surrounds Above, below, around me, ground I have no control, can only see The gro... Read more

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Elementalism

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Elementalism By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The man of stone...alone, he roamed... The man of breeze was left to wheeze... The man of sea, now blind may be... The m... Read more

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Effin' Eff

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Effin' Eff By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Don't effin' eff with me I'm just not in the mood And, If you're gonna effin' eff with me You're gonna effin' lose... Eve... Read more

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*Story is still b...

story by Ocean Carey

Autumn stood before the enormous looming gates of what was soon to be her school. She couldn’t believe she accepted such an outrageous contract like the one she did in order to get here. Though it did not matter whether or not... Read more

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East 1

lyrics by Dan Murphy

East 1 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The Sun to the West Always seems like the best But, it's not all that hot If your in the right spot That West Sun blots What t... Read more

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Dum Line Fone

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Dum Line Fone By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics "Next!" I'm the first...in line...at the DMV...... And, at the DMV...it's all "Take a number, please..." ...But, my num... Read more

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The Missing Room

poem by Ladarius Brown

Viewing these blueprints of my home like Rosetta Stone, but what I notice on this paper feels kind of wrong. A missing room is in my home and I never knew it; sitting by the garden just feeling so clueless. I enter my home looki... Read more

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Down A Dead End S...

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Down A Dead End Street By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Can't follow you Down streets this long You turn right, I turn wrong Down a dead end street Where I belong, ... Read more

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Dirtywordybirdy

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Dirtywordybirdy By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Gotta Woman, green bird, that's repeatin' many words Hadda Man, repeats the word he spoke first, but re-heard Bittie Kid... Read more

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Diabolical

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Diabolical By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Yes...yes...yes, my Master!... This imp will grant your wish... ...My Master!... ...A deadly, devious disaster... -M... Read more

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Curse Words For A...

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Curse Words For A-curse And A-curse By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Every word is A-curse A-curse, A-curse Every word is A-curse A-curse, A-curse A-curse, A-curse Ev... Read more

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Walking Waters

story by Crystal Ashton

The waters from the canopy descended,falling ever so freely beneath my feet. The waters descended without a cloud in the sky. I was soon carried by its force,beneath my feet. Carrying me as a new born with out direction . My feet ... Read more

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Church:The Awaken...

story by Kenyata White

Church: The Awakening is the first book in a series written by me, Kenyata White, and edited by Crystal Allen. It is a novel based on a true story. Cults are a very real thing. I know this because I lived most of my life in a reli... Read more