lyrics by Dan Murphy
Where Do You Get Off!? By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm gettin' off on this highway... I take my exit, my way... -Then, a sign made me stop And, there just had to be ... Read more
Wash By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Brush your teeth And scrub your bub Soak your feet Bubb-a-ly hot tub Wash your hands Rinse in the sink Wash in places Tha... Read more
Unwelcome Home By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Unwelcome home You're uninvited You have to leave Don't get excited Please, go away Don't try to stay You are unwel... Read more
The Future Star By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics You're really someone famous But, you don't know it yet When I shake your hand... The future star, I've just met There... Read more
The Famous 44 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Fourty-Four reasons For what's in store Inside, I'm outside Knocking on your door For whatever reason I knock fourty-fo... Read more
story by Nattalie Gordon
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Sensored By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Say a word that's never heard Make a sound that no one's found See a sight that's not quite right Feel a touch that wasn't m... Read more
Second, Not First By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The second, not first Is worse than a curse, 'cause The first place finishes Anything of worth, while The third coul... Read more
Repeat In The Seat By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Drop your feet... Right in that seat I'm about to repeat Repeat Repeat Buckle up... For your own safety I'm ab... Read more
Poems From The Man By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics A few days ago, a couple poems from the man... Now, I can't take this damn pen out of my hand See, my hand is turning i... Read more
Pillow Fight By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics BAM! OOh! I just fluffin' smacked you...right in the eye! I'm not rotten, it's just cotton I'm swingin' by! It's a feather-f... Read more
Men Of Four By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The Men of Four return once more... Flame, stone, sea-breeze settle score Earth, wind, fire-water...four Elemental...life... Read more
poem by Taylor Miller
roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u but the roses are deing the violets are dead the sugar boll is empty and so is ur head Read more
Jack In The Box By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Jack in the box...has opened both eyes But, you wouldn't know it yet, until... Surprise!!! Now, there's a prize in ev... Read more
Itali-size By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Time to rewind now... Flippin' through the pages Over and over now... Conquered through the ages Invaded in the past But... Read more
It's Not That Hard To Find A Keanu By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The other day I was watching 47 Ronin...I don't know how far in it was, but it was during the flashback o... Read more
High Five! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics High Five!...Before I dive... Headfirst!...Into the tide... Sharks Won't!...Eat me alive... That's Why!...I need the five.... Read more
Helisleep By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Drop it with the H-E-L-I... How you gonna sleep? A ch-ch-chopper, helicopter When you're busy countin' sheep And, with the H... Read more
Hard Enough By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I've had a very hard night But, now I'm getting stuffed And I drank so much That I keep throwing up Now, you don't ... Read more
