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poem by Dan Murphy

Hard Enough By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I've had a very hard night But, now I'm getting stuffed And I drank so much That I keep throwing up Now, you don't ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Guin's Sin By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Gather 'round the round table, Invite yourself in... It's time to begin, So, let's jump right in Guin's pronounced "Gwen" ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Goodness Gracious! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Goodness gracious!...Heavens to Betsy! Knit me somethin' to spank, it's sexy Goodness gracious!...My, oh me! See it se... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Gila 22 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics He's a Gila Monster, Gila, Gila, 22! The pride of all the reptiles He's Gila 22! He swam along the river Nile It's Gila 22! ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Funk You Up By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Funk it! Yeah, Funk it! Ima funk you up If ya funk with me Ima funk you up Cause you funky, see? Now, monkey see ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

F*ck, Line Go!!! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so... Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!! You're all movin' way to... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Fighter Pilot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm a lower-case lover Not an upper-class fighter I can't even hover Can't even pilot a lighter I joined the Air Force ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Fell in a Well By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I fell in a well, but the wall broke my fall In no time at all, stood in water "this" tall Pulled the rope on the bucket, a... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Familiar With A Cauldron By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Fire, and a cauldron... Familiar with it, too Witches ingredients For potion and brew: Cat's eye, Bat win... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Falling To The Ground Above By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Feet bound by fate, and it surrounds Above, below, around me, ground I have no control, can only see The gro... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Elementalism By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The man of stone...alone, he roamed... The man of breeze was left to wheeze... The man of sea, now blind may be... The m... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Effin' Eff By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Don't effin' eff with me I'm just not in the mood And, If you're gonna effin' eff with me You're gonna effin' lose... Eve... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

East 1 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The Sun to the West Always seems like the best But, it's not all that hot If your in the right spot That West Sun blots What t... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Dum Line Fone By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics "Next!" I'm the first...in line...at the DMV...... And, at the DMV...it's all "Take a number, please..." ...But, my num... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Down A Dead End Street By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Can't follow you Down streets this long You turn right, I turn wrong Down a dead end street Where I belong, ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Dirtywordybirdy By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Gotta Woman, green bird, that's repeatin' many words Hadda Man, repeats the word he spoke first, but re-heard Bittie Kid... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Diabolical By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Yes...yes...yes, my Master!... This imp will grant your wish... ...My Master!... ...A deadly, devious disaster... -M... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Curse Words For A-curse And A-curse By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Every word is A-curse A-curse, A-curse Every word is A-curse A-curse, A-curse A-curse, A-curse Ev... Read more

poem by Elizabeth J White

They say that if you can say you can't breathe, then you know your not dead But I feel I can't breath, I'm smothering in my head. I feel I am suffocating , gasping for breath, but I am still here on earth My eyes or opened not c... Read more

poem by Elizabeth J White

You wouldn't know it, by seeing me, by the smile on my face you would think my life is grand. I learned along time ago to wear a mask, to mask my worries and woes, the world may not understand. You wouldn't know it by the laughter... Read more