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story by msbellepoetry43

A JACK RABBIT BURGLAR; Walked in a JEWELRY STORE!! Looking for CARROTS as He starts to EXPLORE!! He was really DISAPPOINTED when he saw they had none, got angry with the CLERK and pulled out a GUN!!, Pointed it to THE ... Read more

story by Jai Singh

Story of a big grown-ass aussie kid Once a creature was born, with invisible horns, He looked like a human, But he was no where near them He was a vain and swollen headed, Cocky, puffed up, roams unabashed Bully's and h... Read more

story by Andrew Dietrich

Did you just pee on me!?!?! what a surprise Read more

story by k river

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poem by owen cullimore

Mr Smith a vain and obnoxious man Overdid one hot steamy night in June Making love passionately Under the Stars and the Moon Disturbed by a very large dog Hid partner panicked and wanted to run Who, leaping up, inadvertently k... Read more

story by k river

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poem by owen cullimore

Old Archie was a rag and bone man who cruised the streets all day with Mabel his trusted friend and companion who pulled the four wheel dray Which he had perloined from a brewery which had been closing down a big old red brick b... Read more

story by k river

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story by k river

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story by k river

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story by k river

An Introduction poem: Welcome to my poetry and Short Stories Site Knight Profile GGGGGRRRRREEEEETTTTT... Read more

story by k river

An Introduction poem: Welcome to my poetry and Short Stories Site Knight Profile GGGGGRRRRREEEEETTTTT... Read more

story by k river

An Introduction poem: Welcome to my poetry and Short Stories Site Knight Profile GGGGGRRRRREEEEETTTTT... Read more

story by R.T. Aquinas

They gathered in The Coven Café as they did every Sunday. They spoke in tongues indecipherable to the human ear, each sentence was punctuated by their evil cackles. The Seven discussed their plans as they sat around a table. The... Read more

story by R.L. Pfundt

That night was one of the longest nights a night has ever lasted. Those nine hours seemed to never end. Eventually, around five or six in the morning, I finally fell into a coma and my mom started shaking me awake at eight in the morn... Read more

story by R.L. Pfundt

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story by R.L. Pfundt

It wasn’t till later that year, towards the end, in May that I learned about Jack’s mom. I don’t know if I ever wondered about his mom and I’m certain I never asked. It’s strange how self involved ki... Read more

story by R.L. Pfundt

Fast forward a few years and Jack and I were in the third grade. We were the best of friends by now, inseparable really, and he spent nearly every waking moment with my family at our house. That’s not to say he didn’t go... Read more

story by R.L. Pfundt

I don’t know exactly all of what happened to Jack that night and he hasn’t told me much, but the following day, he arrived at school wearing sunglasses. When Ms. Vera finally got him to remove them, we all saw his bruise... Read more

poem by Pontus Olin

Circling like black crows On languid farmland thermals Murder of deadlines Read more