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poem by Geoffrey Brewer

Grammar Series: THE PASSIVE VOICE In Italy a glorious Voice was employed by Pavarotti In England we've a different voice we employ with verbs of action But the way we do, the logic seems not a little dotty For the verbs can be v... Read more

poem by cdean888

"Waiter, may I have some salt And pepper with my Srumbum dumbbum vege-tables? Tables are nice with a bit Of salt and pepper!" "Yessir, which one? The pep, pep pepper Or the peppy, peppy pepper Or the pip pap peep pepper Or th... Read more

poem by cdean888

I'm on an elevator And a lady is saying "Second Floor, going up." But I know that the second floor is the top floor. Where are we going? Read more

poem by Jenny linsel

Today is Monday, pension day Tommy is standing in the queue Behind him is his neighbour Who everyone calls Nosey Sue In front of him is Carol Who works in the general dealers He saw her in town the other day In her clapped... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

BLACKBOARD BLUES I woke up this morning and I had the blues And the blacks and the Reds and greens whence to choose In days gone by when boards were black And teachers weren't wary but on the attack Chalk was as ... Read more

poem by virgil brown

When you say yes Theirs a target on your back That the enemy trys all he Can to slap the jesus out of you To make you frown And and denounce our maker When you say yes And you are obedient to God Your no longer on a narrow f... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

LIFE STORY "Who wrote dese legs?" Said Milligan in Puckoon * As he surveyed his nether limbs with disdain and dismay While Jessica Rabbit gave the protest of every 'toon' ** "I'm not really bad. It's just that I was drawn this w... Read more

poem by Bejcek [POEWHIT]

Tiny golden puppy. Hopping like a clown. Deep dark wrinkles. Eyes sad of round. Sit like a pillow. Fluffy, cuddly, clown. Here the rug. Pull yarn around. Call your name. Bring the bone. Lets both walk. Dog friends alone... Read more

poem by Steven Godfrey

By Steven Godfrey Wake up in the morning, to find out what's in store Sunshine for an hour , rain for even more Weather unpredictable from one day to another Looking out the window , just nature and it's mother The sk... Read more

poem by Q. Ramirez

Oh the traffic bustle Oh the hustle oh the hustle Oh the traffic woes Those who travel would know So many many cars The stop and go The hurry up and get in behind The lane in front of you The stop or whoo the screech of brakes... Read more

poem by Q. Ramirez

Weeks seem like eternal days filled with ephemeral hours When you’re jobless Flesh turns cold and gray with all the books that one devours When you’re jobl... Read more

poem by Howard Tarant

From The Creator's Mouth I am the great Creator, I made it all from scratch I put it all together, without adding a patch Seven days it took Me, on one I had a rest I worked so hard in six, I did my very best I gave you light and... Read more

poem by Robert Kohlhammer

Gem stones and silkworms , rags, tags and labels paper clips and staples dried up leafy maples the horn of a tree crown fumbles for the crunchy chesnutty hazel The tropical humid puddles that splish and sp... Read more

poem by Jenny linsel

Grandma's Pets My granda went away to sea For many months on end He'd travel on a fishing boat With his brother and a friend He used to write home regularly And tell some quite tall tales About being in a far-away place Wh... Read more

poem by Robert Kohlhammer

My car had a mishap The bonnet gone to smoke On top of the lap It purrs, if I give it a gentle stroke . But perhaps there will be a wholesale An exchange and mart Telling an old folks tale If that car will not start. ... Read more

poem by iPsYcH0 Ester

Tired of imagining Tired of acting Oh, how I wish that was me Cat-fishing Is now existing Mirror, mirror What is my birth error? Is it my looks or personality? A shame that I desire plastic surgery Many of my boyfriends could... Read more

poem by Sabrina Williams

They won't support your change when they can't benefit from it. it's hard for selfish Hearts to be happy for others never feel guilty for growing, those that are meant to be in your life will rise with you. Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

Grammar Series PRONOUN HOEDOWN Grab your partners he or she I'll choose you and you choose me We'll go left if you go right They'll keep dancing through the night Who can do the do-si-do Everyone and anyone can give it a ... Read more

poem by Bejcek [POEWHIT]

High above a gentle treat. Maybe when they both sleep. I'll find a way to sneak. Moms kitchen - another peek. High above a morsel odor. Me below, just like Dover. Now's my chance so sublime. Left alone, a minute all mine. Chai... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

Pondrin Rap I was browsin da web and an' my mind was wanderin When I came to a site wid da name of Pondrin Seemed a pretty cool place to drop in an' chill Where da peeps can be free to rap as dey will It begun by a lady nam... Read more