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poem by Jenny linsel

I’ve just had a week of Monday mornings Anything that could go wrong went wrong Why is it when everything’s against you The whole week seems too long I’ve avoided walking under ladders And when I needed luc... Read more

poem by Cecilia Crasto

Now why can't I enter a beauty quest Win or lose it's my right to contest Age, race or gender should not hold us back We've fought for our rights so let's get on track. Woke up this morning and my hair has all gone A touch of A... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

THE STRANGE CASE OF THE PREPOSITION The preposition is a peculiar case No use on its own by itself with no function It needs an attachment to have any place Alone it would decease, be due extreme unction Now some words may a... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

SONNET FOR RAINMAN What is art? Is a question subject of much conjecture And one musical part has had simple response laid on it While the general subject is suited to academic lecture For Jazz (or all art) - "If you has to as... Read more

poem by Jenny linsel

Every town, village and city Has a certain place I’d call the hub I think you’ll know where I mean Some call it a tavern, an inn or a pub You’ll find so many characters Whether the place is familiar to yo... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

A man is not judged By what he does With his life He is only judged With what he does By his wife WIZDUMBs BY JA 399 Read more

poem by Martyn Grindrod

A roving Springs first morning Freshness unmistaking The larks early call Their whistling did befall A roving along this wondrous path I viewed a chiselled epitaph Etched into splendid Larch Read 'beware the Ides of March... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Six little blue tits, perched high upon a twig, puffing out their brand new feathers, to make themselves look big, each one of them deciding, if it's time to leave the nest. So one by one, into the air, bravely five gave their win... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

PHONEY BALONEY They said: "We've come here from head office, to help you reach your quota It's a selfless act on our part and we're going to devote a Day or two to set you right and get things under control" I thought: "Phone... Read more

poem by Maria Williams

Every Christmas I make my list, things I need you get the gist A computer, Xbox, an I Pad too ,a racing bike in shades of blue A new football a big green kite, some boxing gloves for my next big fight Heaps of clothes, you know m... Read more

poem by dan miltz

Wind spit come a down in buckets Abiding in solemn Scotch mists Components of an overwhelming tempest Seek shelter before thrash out Or dance under the rain chuck down © daniel miltz Read more

poem by Ja Ja

WRITING STYLE I tried to write With some “PANACHE” But it turned out To be just trash Then I tried Some “SAVOIR FAIRE” But there was just Nothing there So I wrote With “PIZZAZZ” But... Read more

poem by Geoffrey Brewer

THE THREE STOOGES With their lunatic style of slapstick These old favourites made their mark Bangs on head, eye pokes and arse kicks Were transformed to works of art But it's not of this trio I speak Three more egregious, ... Read more

poem by Maria Williams

They came from near - they came from far Bus ferry and train and some by car THE GOLDEN EGG GRAND FINAL One greyhound in mind Jessica Casey -The Select One She was ONE of a kind Full of guts grit and dash She was out for the ... Read more

poem by Ian Baverstock

Friends, they're great for weekends, and other days. Friends, the fun never ends, it drives you round the bend, in many ways. They're there for the good times, but sometimes there's bad times, and how you get through it depends ... Read more

poem by Maria Williams

T'was the night before her birthday and Elly May Still in the office putting stuff away In her horn rimmed glasses and grey flannel suit She was the epitome of perfection, the essence of truth She was the best secretary that the... Read more

poem by Cecilia Crasto

To my distress and to others delight I awoke to find that I couldn't write My thoughts all gone like birds in flight Woe is me in my miserable plight Am I doomed to sit and stare at the clock It has it's purpose to tick and tock ... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

Wouldn’t it be nice If we could live twice So when the first one is done We do the next one, for fun WIZDUMBs by JA 91 Read more

poem by Maria Williams

They fancied themselves "Gurus of racing", this Ron and his best mate John So they sat down one day in an easy relaxed way And mused on the pros and the cons Of punting and racing, of adrenalin flow chasing To syndicates, systems ... Read more

poem by Jenny linsel

If the cupboard under the stairs could talk I wonder what it would say Would it tell me of those who hid in it When there was rent to pay What about the poor frightened child Back in nineteen forty Locked inside it for hours ... Read more