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lyrics by Allanah Springer

I got 99 problems but you won't be one Im in love with the monster that's under my bed so love me like you do and in your wildest dreams i'll fill blank space with you're name your pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows. ... Read more

lyrics by Wendy Phelan

VERSE (1) You watched me dance in the moonlight Do I move my body well in your sight, Am I the right age and the right height Hoping I'm not just another oversight Here's hoping that you'll treat me right, I'm too scared to wa... Read more

lyrics by Savana Davis

Verse 1 Walking down the street Gravel at my feet Thinking about the life Where everything goes right Bridge I can't think on my own I need help I'm all alone Where do I go Chorus Cuz baby I'm lost And I h... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Wash By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Brush your teeth And scrub your bub Soak your feet Bubb-a-ly hot tub Wash your hands Rinse in the sink Wash in places Tha... Read more

poem by jayson knutson

life .... like a river it flows, in heed of greed, lust and need of fufillment, the poor live for the dollor, the rich live for themselfs, god help us life is complacated, we live but i ask...what for? a god? or a paychec... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

The Avengies By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Eyes like a Hawk Under Black Widow's gown... He's a Thor in her side She's gonna put the hammer down... Now, he wrinkled ... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Take No Prisoners By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The captain, on his horse...no remorse, no quarter Enemy signals surrender, south of the border But, take no prisoners whe... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Scattershot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Shotgun...scattershot Leaded up metal Short-range...max pain Make ya backpeddle The scattershot, that I got -Has given me... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Pillow Fight By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics BAM! OOh! I just fluffin' smacked you...right in the eye! I'm not rotten, it's just cotton I'm swingin' by! It's a feather-f... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Helisleep By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Drop it with the H-E-L-I... How you gonna sleep? A ch-ch-chopper, helicopter When you're busy countin' sheep And, with the H... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Goodness Gracious! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Goodness gracious!...Heavens to Betsy! Knit me somethin' to spank, it's sexy Goodness gracious!...My, oh me! See it se... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Gila 22 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics He's a Gila Monster, Gila, Gila, 22! The pride of all the reptiles He's Gila 22! He swam along the river Nile It's Gila 22! ... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Funk You Up By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Funk it! Yeah, Funk it! Ima funk you up If ya funk with me Ima funk you up Cause you funky, see? Now, monkey see ... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Familiar With A Cauldron By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Fire, and a cauldron... Familiar with it, too Witches ingredients For potion and brew: Cat's eye, Bat win... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Even Steven By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Even Steven breathin' treason, grievin' leavin' reason He took the captain's hook inside and, now the captain's steamin' ... Read more

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Diabolical By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Yes...yes...yes, my Master!... This imp will grant your wish... ...My Master!... ...A deadly, devious disaster... -M... Read more

story by Terry Upham

The whole site sucks big time. Read more

publication by Beth Hughes

It all goes from here, my dear. Words of advice you've heard more than twice, And sounds of cliche that people just had to say to you When you thought that the earth was built solely for your mirth And the sole gravitation was yo... Read more

lyrics by eldon kozaks

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lyrics by Torin Holm

I'm walking Tall Not just talking about it Even though my minds in the word I'm feeling clouded And I can't stop what your creating I praise you and your names famous But tainted people who know you shouldn't hate it But should... Read more