Mr Benn

Picked up Mr Benn from his home
Mr Benn of 52 Festive Road woke up this morning
Only to save the world
Put his only suit and his best boots on
Picked up his bowler hat, it was on the rack
All he did was go to the costume shop
Trying to pretend he’s something that he’s not
As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared
Clean shaven and minus the beard
 
It doesn’t matter if it’s a diver’s suit
It’s none of your business if he's a clown that’s cute
If he wants to dress as a chef
I’m sure only he knows what’s best
 
If he wants to be a caveman
Then try to stop him coz I don’t think you can
Or it might be a roman centurion
If he gets barred from the shop he’s gonna notify the union
 
He told me the only way he will stop
Is if his shoe lace gets tied in knots
Or if he gets a dizzy feel
Spending too much time on that roulette wheel

Tags: happy, humor, rhyme, inspirational,