Call Me Countrified
Some people may call me countrified
‘cause I don’t carry a germicide,
nor reach for a cell phone,
check e-mail, then bemoan,
nor hold grudges or be evil-eyed.
My clothes are not for the dignified,
rather thin on the knees and backside.
Wearing bra’s overblown
like the ‘saline curbstone’...
and don’t know how to be ‘goggle-eyed’.
I hold honesty foremost as guide,
never slant just because I’m cross-eyed.
Yeah, the kids call me crone
breaking chicken wishbone
and they run ‘cause by then I’m squint-eyed.