The Pharmacy
Sitting in the pharmacy
looking at the pills
Some to cure a headache
Some to cure your chills
On a stand are hanging
multicoloured nail files
Next to the preparation H
To help you with your piles
Pills to help go on a diet
Corn plasters for your toes
Pills to help with congestion
Or to stop a runny nose
Pills to help with depression
Creams for your itchy bits
Pills to settle your stomach
When suffering with the shits
All manner of things for earache
Polish to make your teeth white
Pills to pep you up on a Morning
And to help you sleep at night
Witch hazel for your bruises
Pills to help you get thin
Powders to help you put on weight
Ointments and balms for your skin
Clove oil to help with toothache
Eye drops to make your eyes bright
Walking sticks to help the lame
Glasses to help with your sight
An Aladdin's cave of wonders
Things to help you get well
They even have deodorant
To help you when you smell
