Cat Lady

poem by: Char Eel Ham
Written on Sep 25, 2013

I couldn't keep another man,
It wouldn't be fair.
You have to feed them all the time,
Stay in with them
And they piss everywhere. 

I think I'm alright with my cats.

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greg woods commented:

Nothing worse than cats pies.

greg woods commented:

I meant to say there's nothing worse than cats piss

Robert Kohlhammer commented:

A well thought up metaphor or similie.

Christopher Russon commented on Feb 10, 2018 at 7:03pm

Ha ha really humorous love this one.

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