Seagulls

Soaring
Diving
Shrieking
Swirling
Nasty, chip shop sausage twirling...
... Seagulls in their droves descend,
so watch your fish and chips my friend.
A renegade cacophany
just stay the fuck away from me,
you're waiting there to steal my tea,
Do one.
GO!
Just leave me be.
Sneaky seagulls steal and beg.
Look that one's only got one leg,
his mate there only has one eye...
... you wonder how the bastards fly!
Patrolling beaches night and day,
the seagulls never go away,
the screaching skurmish of the bay...
... they're shitting on your sunny day.
They're shitting on your clothes and hair,
they're shitting on your picnic too,
they're fucking shitting everywhere...
... they're happy when they shit on you.
So when you see one...
... eyes all beady...
... hopping on his club foot, greedy...
... waiting for his stolen feedy...
... watch his every move indeedy!
 

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