SUPER - COOL

poem by: Reeves
Written on Jul 11, 2016

I BLEW THE SMOKE RINGS - ONE THRO' THE MIDDLE
WHY YOU WEREN'T IMPRESSED WAS JUST A RIDDLE
SHOWING OFF THE ABS AND PECS WAS MANDATORY
WHEN I SAID A WORD, YOU LOOKED IN THE DICTIONARY

THERE WAS A WALK WHICH STARTED BELOW THE GROIN
YOU WANTED MY MINDSET BUT I WOULDN'T LET YOU JOIN
I ORDERED YOUR FOOD AND THEN CHOSE YOUR DRINK
YOU OPENED A MOUTH BUT I WOULDN'T LET YOU THINK

NOW THERE WAS BED AND EVERYTHING WAS PINK
YOU WERE NOT SURE WHAT TO DO SO I SENT YOU A LINK
EVEN THEN IT WASN'T RIGHT - I SAID: 'THIS SUCKS'
BUT AFTER ALL THAT IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST - - - - -

I CONGRATULATE MYSELF ON BEING SO SLICK
YOU SEE - I KNOW THAT MY ARSE NEEDS A GOOD KICK

 

Tags: Wishful,

 

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