Hillbilly Hunting

Hillbilly Hunting
By Dan L. Murphy
Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved
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Followin' a bear...
Wilderness, aware...
The law of the jungle...applies everywhere
I'm at a safe distance, takin' pictures when I dare...

But, the bear claw never saw 
The bullet tip comin'...
He went down slow...I hit the ground, fast runnin'
Gonna catch me some hillbillies...illegal huntin'

-With a bear trap
I heard the snap...
I heard the cage, gave into rage, and sprang into action
They got away, I started chase...in Eastwood fashion

It must've been they're lucky day...

But, these redneck tracks...are fresh, intact

And, I'm not here to hunt
But, if huntin's what they want...
I reloaded up my camera, then I loaded up my gun
-I'll follow in their footsteps...until the hunt is won

And, those backwoods bumpkins... 
Will never see me comin'
They'll go down slow...I'll hit the ground, fast gunnin'
Gonna catch me some hillbillies...illegal huntin'

Those rednecks...have had too much fun in the sun
...Now, it's time to open season...on each and every one

-The hillbilly hunt...has just begun...




By Dan L. Murphy, © 2015, All Rights Reserved

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