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The Cool Street D...

story by Geoffrey Brewer

The street dogs of Ipoh, Malaysia, in contrast to the owned pets, are the coolest and hippest of animals. They stroll around, never hurried, in their own good time. If a vehicle approaches, they will move, but no more than is necessar... Read more

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Their Deadly Past

story by jo ortix

THEIR DEADLY PAST Chapter 1: “Umm, are you going to open it?” Or just stare at it to death?” Heather Rose, Nancy Harris’s best friend asked her “You’re hysterical.” Nancy smirked. ... Read more

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The Havens Theater

story by jo ortix

THE HAVENS THEATER Chapter 1: The gang were trading goodies out from their lunch boxes among each other. When Nicky Yellow bee, walked over to their table and asked “Hi, would you guys, like to buy a nutty cake t... Read more

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Old Toby

story by jo ortix

OLD TOBY’S TREASURE Chapter 1: The gang were having fun collecting sea shells off the east coast sandy beach “Oh wow, look at this one.” Cookie said holding up a big shell with different colors spread across ... Read more

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Senseprojects Int...

story by Sense Projects LTD

We Sense Projects is a Top Interior Designing Company in Gurgaon proudly earned space in Interior designing, architectural services, Construction, Turnkey projects, Demolition and AMC through our revolutionary designs which satisfies ... Read more

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song lyrics poem

lyrics by Allanah Springer

I got 99 problems but you won't be one Im in love with the monster that's under my bed so love me like you do and in your wildest dreams i'll fill blank space with you're name your pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows. ... Read more

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Terror At KFC

story by Tony Anderson

It was early morning. Workers were just starting their day, frying chicken, making mash potatoes, and other goodies. All unaware of the carnage that was to happen that day. Costumers came and went as always until about noon, when a... Read more

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High School Metal...

lyrics by mr. chap

Verse I Hey man, you better look at the time Cause pretty soon it's gonna be tart as a lime, yeah Better run Till they're done Verse II Hey man, they're gonna come on stage Someone better put 'em in their cage, yeah... Read more

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Where Do You Get ...

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Where Do You Get Off!? By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm gettin' off on this highway... I take my exit, my way... -Then, a sign made me stop And, there just had to be ... Read more

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Wash

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Wash By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Brush your teeth And scrub your bub Soak your feet Bubb-a-ly hot tub Wash your hands Rinse in the sink Wash in places Tha... Read more

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The Sphinx

poem by Haim Kadman

Although I'm not travelling to Egypt lately a Sphinx keeps visiting my dreams repeatedly. It's rather nice that without a visa I meet him here and not in Giza. On the other hand he hasn't opened his mouth yet, and thu... Read more

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Unwelcome Home

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Unwelcome Home By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Unwelcome home You're uninvited You have to leave Don't get excited Please, go away Don't try to stay You are unwel... Read more

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Talking to myself...

story by Roxanne Dubarry

Talking to myself, the majority of my life is one thing. Verbally beating myself up is entirely a horse of a different color, purple. I will stop beating myself up, when pigs fly! An animated pig answered the question for me. When du... Read more

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The Icing On The ...

lyrics by Dan Murphy

The Icing On The Cake By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics What's that aroma, honey Comin' from the kitchen? She replied with some extra-hot Ingredients to mention: Half a... Read more

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The Future Star

lyrics by Dan Murphy

The Future Star By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics You're really someone famous But, you don't know it yet When I shake your hand... The future star, I've just met There... Read more

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The Avengies

lyrics by Dan Murphy

The Avengies By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Eyes like a Hawk Under Black Widow's gown... He's a Thor in her side She's gonna put the hammer down... Now, he wrinkled ... Read more

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Second, Not First

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Second, Not First By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The second, not first Is worse than a curse, 'cause The first place finishes Anything of worth, while The third coul... Read more

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Jungle Gourmet, J...

story by Mamta Bajaj

One another step ahead into ‪#‎Astonishing‬ ‪#‎Theme‬ ‪#‎Restaurant‬ designing for our ‪‎Jalandhar‬ , ‪‎Punjab‬ Client. Have a look of multifari... Read more

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Help

poem by Alex McEwan

You threw open the door like some deranged man Like some goat herder, from the Sudan Your blonde straggly hair, is like a burst pillow Nostrils are flaring as you snort and billow Eyes that could pierce armour with your glare ... Read more

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Poems From The Man

lyrics by Dan Murphy

Poems From The Man By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics A few days ago, a couple poems from the man... Now, I can't take this damn pen out of my hand See, my hand is turning i... Read more