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poem by Ja Ja

Our car, among the classics Our things, became antique We, turned into relics And our friends, befit a clique Our cottage, now the hermitage Our home, is a relique Our life, will be a heritage And when we talk, it’s ... Read more

poem by Theresa Taylor

Is it so wrong to be love drunk? rolling around together, bumping into things legs all shaky head spinning as we intertwine, I can't help falling. the kind of falling where you never hitting the ground. so wrap your hands around... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

When we were young and strong Doctors would us ostracise But now, that we are old and frail They make us exercise WIZDUMBs by JA 397 Read more

poem by Jim Kilduff

Shoes all crumpled and squeezed Why can't you ever do as I please? Don't you know that it is a sorry sight To say that I possess you it gives me a fright! And also passers by so respect yourselves Or else out of my bag and onto ... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Here's a catchy little song, that will make your big toes tap, with tongue in cheek, it's called the "Old age rap." ....This world is for the young, it just doesn't seem fair, that when we all get old, nobody really does care, be... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

She doesn’t like, my music She doesn’t like, my songs She doesn’t like, my boems And, she doesn’t like, my thongs She listens not, to my wishes She listens not, to my plea She listens not, to my ... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

I’ve decided to accept my life Exactly, for what it is..............? Another magnum, of fine Champagne Just, without the fizz As for those of you Who don’t drink, or smoke You can substitute A can of Coke WI... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

T’was the night before Christmas And in his outhouse Sat Ja quietly listening To waltz’s, by Strauss. (Really, he was leafing thru Penthouse) His shitter was fitted With all manner of lights That coul... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

Oh Cyrano, dear Cyrano Monsieur, de Bergerac Your nose was big, yes really big Immense, “la tabernac” You stuck it in, a love affair And wrote, Roxanne some prose She fell for it, to the extent That then, she C... Read more

poem by Ronell Warren Alman

Situations are there Some will amuse you Strange, eccentric, and peculiar Then there are others that will confuse you too Particular matters will make you think About what you should do, or where to turn Always keep your brain ... Read more

poem by DONALD FRANCIS

Goblins have lived in our trees for years they have green eyes, and great big ears They come out on a summer night and swing from the branches in the pale moonlight They walk in the trees, and talk goblin talk all n... Read more

poem by Christopher Russon

I will tell you a story don't think of me bad Concerning my self and the scantily clads I was just a young man who was easily led They sent me to paint the gardeners shed I looked around and what did I see The scantily clads loo... Read more

poem by Allan P Stevens

In a downtown bar after a drink or two I heard shouts from a drama queen I turned and said “who the hell are you” Stop trying to cause a nasty scene - Suddenly the chairs began to fly As she started off world war th... Read more

poem by Allan P Stevens

- As I lay on the couch the pressure was felt To suddenly let rip, man it sure smelt The dog moved away as the odour did rise So I opened the window and let it outside - About the same time an old friend did call I felt so as... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

Life, has many precious moments Each one, in our mind engraved So when we’re old, we reminisce To rediscover what we’ve saved WIZDUMBs BY JA 383 Read more

poem by Jay Shades

Am currently sat listening to you tell the same problem story over and over. It didn't begin that way . One friend to another we engage in festivities to free our minds from the mundane confines of life . Lowering inhibitors. ... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

If you see A poor old man Sitting on the street Then pick him up Dust him off And put him on his feet But if he starts To complain By giving you some lip Then sit his ass Right back down And don’t leave him... Read more

poem by Ja Ja

GROAN I must thank you, for the praise That you just sent my way For it’s not often you reply Or have something to say I write these prose as best I can Providing WIZDUMBs to the masses Lifting spirits, and warming hea... Read more

poem by Jim Kilduff

Zila 'the killa' chinchilla as he was known Sat in his villa on his golden throne He was a marvel a maverick a real joker A prancer, a chancer, a lifelong nonsmoker Our boy 'the killa'. Never mediocre, always bodacious With gi... Read more

poem by Zach Thomas Nichols

Halloween Masks and magic The magic will be gone tomorrow but the masks will live on with plastic smiles and intentions of tissue paper heart Halloween Just another day Read more