He took me from my place, and ripped me down below,
He took me to that place, just so I would blow,
Yes he has a place, and from him I wont hide,
His two-headed face, the fall I will embrace...
But to she, he has no chance, t...
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Our car, among the classics
Our things, became antique
We, turned into relics
And our friends, befit a clique
Our cottage, now the hermitage
Our home, is a relique
Our life, will be a heritage
And when we talk, it’s ...
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Is it so wrong to be love drunk?
rolling around together, bumping into things
legs all shaky
head spinning as we intertwine,
I can't help falling.
the kind of falling where you never hitting the ground.
so wrap your hands around...
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Shoes all crumpled and squeezed
Why can't you ever do as I please?
Don't you know that it is a sorry sight
To say that I possess you it gives me a fright!
And also passers by so respect yourselves
Or else out of my bag and onto ...
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"Here's a catchy little song, that will make your big toes tap,
with tongue in cheek, it's called the "Old age rap."
....This world is for the young, it just doesn't seem fair,
that when we all get old, nobody really does care,
be...
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She doesn’t like, my music
She doesn’t like, my songs
She doesn’t like, my boems
And, she doesn’t like, my thongs
She listens not, to my wishes
She listens not, to my plea
She listens not, to my ...
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I’ve decided to accept my life
Exactly, for what it is..............?
Another magnum, of fine Champagne
Just, without the fizz
As for those of you
Who don’t drink, or smoke
You can substitute
A can of Coke
WI...
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T’was the night before Christmas
And in his outhouse
Sat Ja quietly listening
To waltz’s, by Strauss. (Really, he was leafing thru Penthouse)
His shitter was fitted
With all manner of lights
That coul...
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Oh Cyrano, dear Cyrano
Monsieur, de Bergerac
Your nose was big, yes really big
Immense, “la tabernacâ€
You stuck it in, a love affair
And wrote, Roxanne some prose
She fell for it, to the extent
That then, she C...
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Situations are there
Some will amuse you
Strange, eccentric, and peculiar
Then there are others that will confuse you too
Particular matters will make you think
About what you should do, or where to turn
Always keep your brain ...
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Goblins have lived in our trees for years
they have green eyes, and great big ears
They come out on a summer night
and swing from the branches in the pale moonlight
They walk in the trees, and talk goblin talk
all n...
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I will tell you a story don't think of me bad
Concerning my self and the scantily clads
I was just a young man who was easily led
They sent me to paint the gardeners shed
I looked around and what did I see
The scantily clads loo...
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In a downtown bar after a drink or two
I heard shouts from a drama queen
I turned and said “who the hell are youâ€
Stop trying to cause a nasty scene
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Suddenly the chairs began to fly
As she started off world war th...
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As I lay on the couch the pressure was felt
To suddenly let rip, man it sure smelt
The dog moved away as the odour did rise
So I opened the window and let it outside
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About the same time an old friend did call
I felt so as...
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Life, has many precious moments
Each one, in our mind engraved
So when we’re old, we reminisce
To rediscover what we’ve saved
WIZDUMBs BY JA 383
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Am currently sat listening to you tell the same problem story over and over.
It didn't begin that way .
One friend to another we engage in festivities to free our minds from the mundane confines of life .
Lowering inhibitors. ...
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If you see
A poor old man
Sitting on the street
Then pick him up
Dust him off
And put him on his feet
But if he starts
To complain
By giving you some lip
Then sit his ass
Right back down
And don’t leave him...
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GROAN
I must thank you, for the praise
That you just sent my way
For it’s not often you reply
Or have something to say
I write these prose as best I can
Providing WIZDUMBs to the masses
Lifting spirits, and warming hea...
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Zila 'the killa' chinchilla as he was known
Sat in his villa on his golden throne
He was a marvel a maverick a real joker
A prancer, a chancer, a lifelong nonsmoker
Our boy 'the killa'.
Never mediocre, always bodacious
With gi...
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