The Drama Queen
In a downtown bar after a drink or two
I heard shouts from a drama queen
I turned and said “who the hell are youâ€
Stop trying to cause a nasty scene
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Suddenly the chairs began to fly
As she started off world war three
I ducked down fast, looking to hide
As a beer bottle flew past my ear
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There was commotion, emotion
Lots of violence and explosion
As she raised the joint to the floor
She was steaming and screaming
All the men began retreating
Like something I never seen before
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The cops arrived in double quick time
To put a stop to the bar room brawl
The drama queen took them by surprise
She jumped them just inside the door
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There was scuffling, shuffling
Plenty of pushing and shoving
She could fight like a cornered wild cat
There was biting, dirty fighting
Some say she was frightening
So I grabbed my coat stepped out back
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Don’t know what happened next
Cos I got into a cab and went home
Never pick a fight with a drama queen
You may up with bloody nose
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Remember folks
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Never pick a fight with a drama queen
You may end with a bloody nose.
