AN ODE TO SCHOOL GENDER

poem by: Darryl Ashton
Written on Sep 09, 2017

I am a very proud school-boy 
and proud of my gender,
But if a teacher sends me a
letter - I'll address it; 'Return
To Sender!'
The teacher's are obsessed
with it - they have to "tow"
the line,
But please leave us boys 
and girls alone - we really
all feel fine.


But the nation has gone so
silly about our gender role,
Maybe if I become a girl - 
I'll dance around a pole!
I also know what clothes to
wear - and blue is my 
favourite - 
But I also like to wear pink -
it may cause a mass riot!


The girls all look good in 
their skirts - and we boys
will be boys;
And if we do admire their
legs - the teachers, it annoys.
We don't mind sharing a
loo - boy, I could take a 
peek,
All this excitement - and I
only want a leek!


Now this has got to stop - 
as it's now getting silly.
I'm now called; 'Lola - 
but once I was Billy.'
So stop all this gender
nonsense, because boys
and girls are NOT the
same,
Because we all like playing
kiss chase - and kissing
is the game!


We are gender different
and that is very true,
Even when we're in the
loo - there's always a
big queue!
If the government can't
see that - nor the teacher's
too,
They've all got too much
time on their hands - with
nothing else better to do!


BY
DARRYL ASHTON

 

Tags: Humor,

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Henry Amankwa commented on Sep 09, 2017 at 4:20pm
nice though i like the humour

 

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