F*ck, Line Go!!!
lyrics by:
Dan Murphy
Written
on May 16, 2015
F*ck, Line Go!!! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so... Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!! You're all movin' way too motherf*ckin' slow! The first in line's online on her phone! And that guy behind me kinda smells like B.O.! The baby in front of me's screamin' "Mama, No"! Made me forget what I'm in this f*ckin' line fo'! I really kinda just wanna really kinda go! "How long have we been here?" - I don't f*ckin' know! I can't f*ckin' leave if you don't f*ckin' go! This line's movin' way too motherf*ckin' slow! Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!! F*ck!, I just tripped face first on the flo'! 'Cause someone just shoved me closer to the doh'! The end's in sight...it's getting kinda close... But, then I started gettin' trampled like some bulls from Pamplo'! Why all of a sudden you f*ckers walkin' in a row!? Back's givin' out as I'm slidin' to and fro! Now, I'm on the other motherf*ckin' side of the sto'! Slower, Slower, Slower, man...F*ck, Go Slow!!! I don't really wanna get kicked anymo'! Especially by that soccer mom's crusty yellow toe! Instead, I got kicked by a trucker named Joe! Are those size twelves? 'Cause now I'm seeing fo'! Look around...Where the f*ck did everybody go?! Tried to move, but my brains movin' kinda slow! I'm not even sho' I'm in the sto' no mo'! And just when I thought it couldn't get any low... I wound up in another line...here we go! Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so...... By Dan L. Murphy, © 2015, All Rights Reserved
Tags: humor, rhyme, confused, imagery, weird,
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Theresa Taylor commented:
lol. omg. poetry in slow motion. I love how you immortalized everyone's distain for waiting in lines :)
Dan Murphy
commented:
lol thanks Theresa ! I read most of yours also :) good stuff
Geoffrey Brewer
commented:
You turned the f word into a sardonic piece of verse that is oddly effective.
Dan Murphy
commented:
Lol thanks Geoffrey I appreciate that
Hunter Meek
commented on Oct 06, 2017 at 3:34am
That is hilarious and I love it!
But then I started getting trampled by some bulls from Pamplo kinda has to push a little to flow? But none of the other lines have to, so. It doesn't really matter. You are hilarious, keep on hilariousing.
Hunter Meek
commented on Oct 06, 2017 at 3:37am
I think 'Now I'm on the other motherf**in side of the sto' could just be f**in because otherwise it drags a bit. I'm honestly just being super picky, I find it real awkward when I don't give people any negative feedback, so here you go. Enjoy! Hahaha
Hunter Meek
commented on Oct 06, 2017 at 3:38am
I think I'm actually going to have this poem stuck in my head for a while...
